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Gummi worms are incredibly popular, so I’m not sure why my line of gummi chiggers didn’t take off.

Conan

August 30, 2014•••

A woman is suing McDonalds because she bit into a Big Mac and found a Starbucks.

Conan

August 28, 2014•••

I hope I never discover a genie when I’m really hungry, tired, or unhappy with my cell phone reception.

Conan

August 27, 2014•••

So liberating - just threw car keys into ocean. Glad they weren’t my car keys.

Conan

August 25, 2014•••

Sweating like crazy. May have to switch to men’s deodorant

Conan

August 24, 2014•••

Just taught my kids about the current U.S. Congress by taking their ball, going home, and crying.

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August 23, 2014•••

August 22, 2014•••

Whole Foods has started selling rabbit meat? That’s great, I was looking for a place to buy way-too-expensive rabbit meat.

Conan

August 22, 2014•••

Tonight on #CONAN it’s an hour of our most unprofessional and embarrassing rehearsal moments. If you like human error, this show’s for you

Conan

August 21, 2014•••

I think the ice bucket challenge caused some permanent shrinkage.

Conan

August 19, 2014•••

When I retire I’m going to pursue my first passion: inventing pancakes that can be sold by the loaf.

Conan

August 18, 2014•••

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August 18, 2014•••

August 18, 2014•••

“Am I Groot?” (Groot having an identity crisis)

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August 17, 2014•••

When does the Red Sox’s season start?

Conan

August 16, 2014•••