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My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1987.

Conan

September 23, 2014•••

They’re going to start locking the White House doors, but they’re still going to let pies cool on the window sill.

Conan

September 23, 2014•••

I’m an X-Man, if crying yourself to sleep is considered a mutant power.

Conan

September 21, 2014•••

September 21, 2014•••

I was going to buy the iPhone 6 Plus, but I already have a flat-screen TV.

Conan

September 20, 2014•••

September 18, 2014•••

iTunes is getting too invasive. Last night I woke up at 3am to find the new U2 album raiding my fridge.

Conan

September 18, 2014•••

"You might want to stay indoors today, Burbank." - Conan 

"You might want to stay indoors today, Burbank." - Conan 

September 17, 2014•••

September 17, 2014•••

September 17, 2014•••

September 16, 2014•••

Today, Scotland and England laughed off reports they were breaking up and insist they’ve never been happier.

Conan

September 16, 2014•••

September 16, 2014•••

"Backstage ready to perform at ‘The Simpsons Take The Bowl.’ I have extra hats." - Conan

"Backstage ready to perform at ‘The Simpsons Take The Bowl.’ I have extra hats." - Conan

September 14, 2014•••

September 13, 2014•••