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Clippers owner Steve Ballmer is banning his players from using Apple products. How do I get my kids on the Clippers?

Conan

September 28, 2014•••

September 28, 2014•••

September 28, 2014•••

A flight from Boston to LA was diverted to Omaha after a passenger started masturbating. Nothing kills an erection like landing in Omaha.

Conan

September 27, 2014•••

September 27, 2014•••

I hope ‘The Equalizer’ is about Denzel being a badass by adding artificial sweetener to people’s coffee without asking.

Conan

September 26, 2014•••

September 26, 2014•••

September 26, 2014•••

#BillHader backstage at #CONAN. #TheSkeletonTwins  (at CONAN)

#BillHader backstage at #CONAN. #TheSkeletonTwins (at CONAN)

September 25, 2014•••

September 25, 2014•••

#Conan talks #SexAndTheCity in last night’s monologue.  (at CONAN)

#Conan talks #SexAndTheCity in last night’s monologue. (at CONAN)

September 25, 2014•••

September 25, 2014•••

An evangelical rewrote a Harry Potter book to rid it of all the witchcraft. Sounds bad, but I really liked her other book ‘1 Shade of Grey.’

Conan

September 25, 2014•••

#DhaniHarrison & Friends backstage at #CONAN. Presented by @att. #GeorgeHarrisonWeek (at CONAN)

September 24, 2014•••

Tonight on #CONAN: #LukeWilson and #DhaniHarrison & Friends. #TBS 11pm/10c #GeorgeHarrisonWeek  (at CONAN)

Tonight on #CONAN: #LukeWilson and #DhaniHarrison & Friends. #TBS 11pm/10c #GeorgeHarrisonWeek (at CONAN)

September 24, 2014•••