Quick question: Why is a flash mob of hipsters and yoga moms called a ‘farmer’s market?’ — Conan
#AllisonJanney and @brettgelman backstage at #CONAN. (at CONAN)
Happy Labor Day! All new episodes of #CONAN start tomorrow 9/2 on #TBS 11pm/10c.
Gummi worms are incredibly popular, so I’m not sure why my line of gummi chiggers didn’t take off. — Conan
All new episodes of #CONAN start next week Tuesday, 9/2. #TBS 11pm/10c.
A woman is suing McDonalds because she bit into a Big Mac and found a Starbucks. — Conan
#TBT: “Came across this photo in a civil war museum in Atlanta. The resemblance is uncanny.”- #ConanOBrien
Coco Moca Spotlight: “Who Needs A Helmet When You Have #ConanHair” by Michael Bills.
I hope I never discover a genie when I’m really hungry, tired, or unhappy with my cell phone reception. — Conan
#BuzzFeed’s running out of lists, Vol. 6. #Kittens #CONAN
I just got waylaid in Malay by Pele. — Conan
So liberating - just threw car keys into ocean. Glad they weren’t my car keys. — Conan
#WikiBear on #CONAN.
Sweating like crazy. May have to switch to men’s deodorant — Conan